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offisir:

jacking off probably

(via lifeofaluciddreamer)

Horny

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: queerhound, via thegrumppuccino)

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

(Source: lost-and-so-not-found, via analxprolapse)

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

(Source: reconcicle, via fuckyeahharrypotteristheshit)

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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(via 0-lost-in-stereo-0)