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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(via thegrumppuccino)

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford, via thegrumppuccino)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic, via thegrumppuccino)

nymphadoralupin:

i think you can tell a lot about a person by which harry potter death caused them the most pain

(Source: tashromanoff, via fuckyeahharrypotteristheshit)

offisir:

jacking off probably

(via lifeofaluciddreamer)